I'm Isabella & I'm pretty neat
Difficulty: egg
Time: egg
Ingredients:
- egg
- eight whole egg
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Step one: put eight egg on plate
Step two: look at all those egg
Step three: congratuleggtion
(via guy)
(Source: hchocolate, via dulect)
my wife in twenty years, picking flowers along a mountain trail: what’s on your mind, babe
me: oh nothing. it’s just that this is…
my wife: just like in skyrim? :)
me, wiping a tear from my eye: just like in skyrim.
(via waterjugs)
you call it “really bad at darts”, I call it freestyle acupuncture
Sir I’m going to have to ask you to leave the bar
(via thirstywhitemom)
someone from the uk: im in sixth form
me: how many regenerations do you have left
(Source: polyglotten, via sorry)
me stopping by to send my monthly text in the group chat before fucking off again
(via stability)
